Why can't men , if women can !!!. The fashion world is chuckling up over the latest breakthrough in men's wear - THE BULGE PANTS !! Not only is the crotch padded up to present a more enhanced appearance but there is also a version that also lifts up a sagging butt and makes the wearer feel like John Abrahm in Dostana . From codpieces worn by Victorian gentlemen to bananas stuffed into underpants by rockstars like Mike Jagger , men have always tried to draw attention to what's between their legs; perhaps to distract from what's between their ears :P.
Women have also tried the same with their obsession with breasts . And in Rakhi Sawant's famous words " Joh dikhta hai , wo bikta hai " :D. If you don't have it , but still want to flaunt it, go right ahead with a little help from your friendly , neighborhood doctors :D .
Reports indicate that the newly launched bulge pants are flying off shelves . A rumor said that Shahid kapoor uses bulge pants for better appearance. How true that is?? Only the director and the actor knows about it. Some of you may recall David Beckham's ad for Armani briefs which had bought the traffic to a halt when it was released as a gigantic billboard in New york. There were dozens of articles in the press about the errr.... family jewels. Was David truly blessed ? Were his best assets all his? Or ahem....photoshopped??? Only his wife knew for sure! And trust Victoria Beckham to issue a bold statement that it was David all the way.
Here in our country, nowadyas women in bikinis don't raise as much of eyebrows as men in chaddis do.Women are allowed to pour out of their garments, and wardrobe malfunctions don't shock anymore. ;) But look at what happen to John when his showed his ahem....buttocks. Media all around!!! He easily overpowered many of the actresses who had formerly sizzled in bikinis and was a leviathan hit all over. KUDOS....
After 'choli ke peeche kya hai.... ' some Bollywood song is ready to use the lyrics ' patllon ke peeche kya hai' in the interest of gender equality :p. Lets wait and see !!!!!
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